Funny Phrases

"You do not see how an ugly person, to see how beautiful an ogre."

 
 
"If someone throw a rock, show that you're different, throw a brick!"

 

"Culture is what remains after you have forgotten everything you learned."

"Boring is that when you say" appears at the house, "and he appears!"

"I do not think I'm as confused as you think I think I am."

"Champagne is Sonrisal poor."

Not all phrases are:

Some more stupid things you've done:

9. To dream that was to class naked, or without a piece of clothing.

10. Delete everything was writing when he sees that the other person is typing something on MSN.

11. Trying to balance the light switch in the middle between lit and unlit.

12. Take a note better than the nerd's room without having studied.

13. Open a new tab on the internet and forget what he would do.

14. Pretend you're smoking those sticks salted "Stiksy" of Elma Chips.

15. Staying biting the plastic cup after drinking what was inside, then rip into several strips to make a sun.

16. Always leave the radio / tv in a round number or multiple of 5.

17. Being too lazy to put a new roll of toilet paper in place and let it loose in the sink.

18. Being uncomfortable when watching TV or a movie with her parents and a sex scene begins.

19. Speaking ill of someone else and find that it was a relative / friend of hers.

20. Reply to something someone is in front and discover that the person was not talking to you
21. He took the filling of all Trakinas package to then eat everything at once.

22. Twitter Forgot open for 15 minutes and when I had to read 159 tweets.

23. Feeling the need to press a button whenever passing near a keyboard or piano.

24. Dream that he is still trying to run and move slowly.

25. Turn off the MSN plugin that shows what song you're listening to hear
rough tracks hid

26. Shouting "Aeeeee" when the power goes out

27. When I was little, pretend to be asleep when he arrived by car at home, to be taken inside the cervix.

28. Staying talking nasty things (or groaning hahha) when a friend is talking to parents on the phone.

29. Open the freezer and be happy to see the pot of ice cream, open and see that it is frozen beans.