Unfunny jokes:

30/06/2011 17:58

What is a dot in the woods with other red dots in?
A: It is an ant with chickenpox.

What is a yellow dot in the limo?
A: It's a "millionaire."

What is a green dot in the middle of the ice?
A: Olive skiing.

What is a blue speck tremendous?
A: A guy blues cold!

What is a pink dot in the freezer?
A: Ice is dressed as a Pink Panther-Pink.

What is a spinning red dot in the middle of the sea?
A: A swirl

What are four brown dots in the corner?
A: four flea playing truco.

What is a dot yellow and four blue dots?
A: is a "yellowfante" using "bluetinas."

What is a pink dot in the fight of Pokemon Stadium?
A. PINKachu is invincible!

What is a red dot in the middle of the river?
A: is a jacaRED.

What are two dots together, one black and one red?
A: a tomato fight with a black pepper.

What is a yellow dot on top of the building with a guitar?
A: is the cheetah buarque!

What is a white dot running in the woods?
A: an ant in a wedding dress late for the wedding.

What is a green dot at the mall?
A: Pea is a consumer.

What is a pink dot in the middle of the room?
A: is a confetti of hangover.

What is a red dot on a tree?
A: a morangotango.

The five black dots that are dancing and singing on stage?
A: are the "Blackstreetboys."

What is a blue dot in the middle of the woods?
A: an ant jeans.

What is a black dot on top of a castle?
A: a "black pepper".

What are two blue dots at the bottom of the sea?
A: The two-baron.

What is a black dot at the bottom of the fridge?
A: Ice is one dressed as Zorro.

What is a green dot turned face to the wall?
A. Olive a punishment.
And she was grounded?
Answer: because they swallowed the lump.

What is a green dot in the middle of a bunch of little yellow dots?
A: a pea visiting the can of corn.

What is a yellow dot on the tip of the pole?
A: is a "yellowtricista."

What is a purple dot in the freezer?
A: a grape skiing.

What is a brown dot in the middle of the sea?
A: Pedro Alvarez is the cabrown.

What is a brown dot in Prehistory?
A: is a "BROWNtossauro."

What is a black dot in the freezer?
Answer: an ice dressed as Batman.

What is a brown spot in the lung?
A: a "brownquite."

What are two black dots in the microscope?
Answer: a and a blacktéria pretozoário.

What are four dots, one purple, one pink, one blue and one green in the grass?
A: four ants playing Powerpuff Girls: Bubbles the (blue), Blossom (pink), the Buttercup (green), and Macacoloco (purple).

What is a pink dot in the garage?
A: is a "Pink-up."

What is a red dot jumping at the fair?
A: is a "khaki Pererê"!

What is a green dot at the South Pole?
A: a "pingreen."

What is a green dot crossing a yellow dot on the road?
A: VW is a "pod" beyond a one "corn."

What is a yellow dot in the sun?
A: one is willing to turn Baconzitos Fandango.

What is a purple dot in the middle of the salad?
A: a pea is holding its breath.

What are colored dots on the grass?
R.: "Flower Rangers."

The pink dots that are in the closet?
A: are "cupinks."

What are four black dots on the wall?
A: are "four migas."

What is a black dot on a plane?
A: a "aeromosca."

What is a blue dot in the middle of the Maracana?
A. Galvao is the "Blueno."

What is a green dot on top of a yellow dot?
A: Pea is a punishment, kneeling in the corn.

What are three green dots in the corner?
A: Pea is a penalty and two peas laughing at her face.

What is a green dot on the couch jumping?
A: is happy that a pea just left unpunished!

What is singing a yellow dot in the middle of the cornfield?
A: is the Elbe "Ramilho."

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